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shout out to myself for being cute enough to get free drinks from female bartenders
May 24th
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i was too tired to get off last night!! and didnt have time this morning! im going to be a very horny boy at work thinking dirty things ! 0:)
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catholicnun replied your post probably should stop getting so high before work  What happened? Like about me um nothing really just late last night a shit load of people were reblogging a lot of old posts from 2011/2012 and a few things involving you were getting reblogged 
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probably should stop getting so high before work 
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hiptoyourjive replied your post no one is 100% straight  when people say they are Im just like sure sure whatever you say especially on here like if u have a blog ur already at least 30% gay thats the way it goes 
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no one is 100% straight 
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yall are weird af not liking tomatoes where did u grow up in a jungle 
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i dont think girls in general know how complicated a dick can be 
May 24th
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straightgirl replied your post mad jealous of guys that precum a lot and can just jerk off whenever and wherever they want  i dont understand a word of this #lesbians 
May 24th
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mad jealous of guys that precum a lot and can just jerk off whenever and wherever they want 
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catholicnun: were you ever so horny that you would fuck an old fat man 
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i will never stop loving catholicnun 
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why is my dashboard in a 2011/12 time warp 
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do any of my followers know of other reliable websites to buy scientific glass from besides aqualab because theyre sold out of everything 
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egoidy80adgy: i am emotionally slutty i am emotionally abstinent 
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plantsbreath asked: You're cute. Xx
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this girl i work with made a mexican roll and added slice mango on top it looked so good i want to try that 
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everclears: I just took my first shot. Commence drunkblogging. hell yeah!!
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“We’re neither pure, nor wise, nor good; we do the best we know.”
– Voltaire 
May 24th
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u know u from a snobby ass place when ur hometown has a lifestyle magazine for the area 
May 24th
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tonight at work one of the servers was making a futile attempt to reach something on the top shelf in the kitchen and my manager saw her and goes “why you doin that when u got a tall boy standing behind u” (i was behind her) 
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i have beauty marks all over my body and on my face it’s v hot 
May 23rd
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you had me at “i’ll choke you”
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