laissez faire could be used to describe my presence on tumblr 

monalisamilk5:

my eeyes hurt from . looking at stuff. screens . people. you. stuff.

foodchewer:

dont talk to me unless you are a dog wearing sunglasses 

*throws up on my dashboard* 

im glad ive never attempted to do the worm at any point in my life because i probably would have broken my dick 

straightgirl:

i love listening to linkin park cause it brings me back to 2003. 11 years old and listening to hybrid theory on my walkman, playing oracle of ages on my gameboy color, discovering watersports porn wth the family computer. memories.

oldprickbitches:

Omfg I was sitting in a room with a bunch of my aunts, uncles and cousins and my grandma had this weird smile on her face so I asked her what was up and she just looked at me and said “everyone in this house is alive thanks to my vagina”

im sure this really happened